woah kids

WOAH CALM DOWN HOLY CRAP IT'S BEEN OVER HALF A YEAR SINCE I'VE POSTED I GOTTA GET MY SHIT TOGETHER.

maybe soon?

omg

Although I usually do regardless of what any readers might think, I'm going to speak incredibly freely in this post. If you're not ready for over-the-top excitement, colorful language, run on sentences, and essentially all things insane, then walk away right now.

HOLY FUCK.

For those of you on the plus size train, or not even on the plus size train, just on the train of good fashion, you've heard of ASOS.com before. Haven't? FOR SHAME. They have one kick ass line of plus size clothing that goes WAYY beyond the level of fashion that forever 21 + offers.. Come on, there's some sketchy material on F21+'s website. It's almost like some of the designer are literally creating pieces of what would look horrendous on ANYONE, let alone plus size gals. ASOS Curve has some pretty gorgeous stuff, and the price is not too bad (not as good as F21+, but this is a perfect example of you get what you pay for).

Whenever I've scanned over the ASOS Curve website, I've often felt like my brain has been intruded, since their styles are so fucking fabulous that I want to max out my credit card every time I do some late night browsing. Imagine the shock I just received when I stumbled on the holy grail..

The glorious...

The fabulous........

ARE-YOU-SHITTING-ME-THEY-MAKE-PLUS-SIZE-FASHIONABLE-ADORABLE ONESIES OMG.

available HERE

available HERE

I can't even.

fly, coolness, angst, gangster

Here's a quick little post regarding fashion, considering I've been avoiding the subject in the past few posts (NOT on purpose). I'm still versing myself in the current trends (vogue, nylon and following all the designers on instagram is supplying me with my fixx) but I will admit it that this next little wishlist has nothing to do with trends this spring. Normally when I make a fashion post, I try to look at what is in fashion at that moment, what colours and patterns are big for spring (btw, biggest I've seen so far is B&W), etc. But it's my birthday in ... 13 days and here are a few things I'm itching to get my hands on.

Few must haves that I feel I have gone too long without are:

- A pair of fabulous ray ban aviators. I don't understand how I've remained this fly my whole life without owning a pair of such fly sunglasses. I have a gift, I guess. And if you say it's "swag", I'll punch you.
- A trench coat. Adrian (the boyfriend) just got a fabulous one from Banana Republic, and I happened to try it on, and ALMOST went to buy the exact same one but our coolness factor from owning the same coat and obviously wearing it together would make the world explode. Apocalypse NOT averted.
- Converse. I've gone through my angsty teen years without even owning these. LIKE WTF?
- I HAVE had creole gold earrings before, and used to wear them like every day in high school, but have since lost them. I can't keep going on through life thinking I'm a gangster without those gold hoops, g-dangit.

All the other treats are just things that I want to add to my closet. Desperately. If you feel like you want to treat me, my address is available upon request, all of the below items can be found on the asos.com website. Do a good deed. Buy a stranger (me) a birthday present.